Is it real or just UL? I’m not asking about paid porno stars, I am curious to know if any SD folk actually know any IRL people who have had sex with an animal?
This is a wierd question, I know. But I recently saw an ad here in NC selling a “stump broke mule”. When I asked my hubby about it, he laughed for a while and then told me it was a mule trained to back up to a stump and wait for sex. Hmmmmm…
In many states they say “where the men are men and the sheep are scared”
I hear lots of jokes about it, and wonder: Is there any truth to the laugh?
I don’t personally know anyone who has/will confessed to actually screwing an animal.
I met an eldery sheep farmer while in the great northwest who ummmm…would dream of sheep, and I don’t mean counting them. He has been alone on his ranch for a long time.
Okay, this is a story, just a story, no evidence or anything. But. When I was but a little art student at TWU, we had maybe four models for the whole department, and the one guy that modeled for half my classes was a mid-fortyish guy - not quite hippy, not quite New Age, not quite conspiracy theorist, but a little bit of all those things mixed together. Art classes are long and boring for those not scribbling, so he would talk with us to pass the time, and he told great stories.
One of them was when he worked as a janitor at a nearby school district. One afternoon when he and his four coworkers had finished up and were sitting on the loading dock, smoking, the subject of bestiality came up. Of the four of them, he was the only one who hadn’t . . . indulged. That part didn’t bother him, really. What bothered him was that the other three thought he was weird for NOT giving it a try.
Unfortunately, its true. Sick, but true. I do not know anyone personally, but I saw proof of the deed. I was in Amsterdam about 2 weeks ago and cruising through the Red Light district (hey, I was bored; what else do you do there besides drugs and canal boat rides when there at night?) and walked into one of the many sex-shops…And right there on the shelves were numerous videos of people and animals…And nope, they don’t bother with plain covers when advertising these things. Yes, I was disturbed. No, I was not intrigued.
I read a few weeks ago in Yahoo’s! Oddly Enough headlines about some group somewhere trying to get legal status or repeal some law
so they could, um, indulge in this activity. I think the line “We’re just normal people who like to have sex with animals.” was quoted…
A friend once told me that he read about a study that said that about 30% of all children raised on farms have some sort of sexual encounter with an animal at least once. I don’t know anybody raised on a farm that would admit to it though.
I do know that when calfs or ponies are born, they will suck on anything conveniently sized. I also know that they suck so hard, that it really does hurt. I was visiting a friend once on a farm and he had me let a calf suck my thumb for a few moments to demonstrate. They will also occasionally bite, too. I had previously asked him if it really did hurt, like in that “Cowboy Way” movie. Be warned; it does, and they don’t like to let go. I also note that of the few animal-sex sites I’ve run across, I haven’t seen a guy with his wanker in a calf’s or pony’s mouth. This IS the reason. - MC
O, thank God… I thought the “How can I have sex with animals” post had resurfaced.
Well, this is an FOAF again but it’s kinda interesting. It was claimed that a fellow on my high school’s wrestling team had contracted ringworm in a match from his opponent who had had at least one encounter with a sheep. Given that I grew up not too far from rural NH, where farms were still aplenty, we all thought it plausible. The individual in question never talked about it though.
Yes I do know some guys that had sex with mules in their younger days. They carried their own buckets to stand on. This was told to me by a guy I dated for about three years. He had no reason to lie about it. When the farmer would take the mules to the pasture at lunch, or in the evenings after a day’s work, these guys would hitch on to them. He said one day the farmer made the remark that he didn’t understand why his mules acted so tired in the mornings. Little did he know the neighborhood boys were keeping them up late at night.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
So - just to clear this up…you actually know these guys, but they had not confessed to you about the mules, they knew your boyfriend and he saw them?
What the heck does a man say to his pals while they are all getting some ass’ ass? “ya’ll doin awright over there?” Oh, the mental picture this brings! :eek:
Actually I think the only human male that could keep a donkey awake died some years back . . . if’n an ordinary guy uh - ahem - “gets intimate” with a donkey, the donkey is likely doing all it can to keep from laughing. - MC
My wife works for the division of youth corrections. Several of the inmates have been caught having sex with animals and admit to many such encounters. One disturbed young wacko actually broke his dog’s pelvis while in the act.
These are typically abused young men who take out their emotions on any innocent creature that can’t fight back.
My wife’s best friend worked as a film developer at a Walgreens for a while. Seems that some folks are not happy just doing the kitty, but they had to photograph it as well. She saw many such pictures. She said that cats were favored. I imagine they are receptive while in heat, but that is just a guess.
I think every town has that same tired sheep story. WHen I was in new york the story related a migrant worker and a sheep in Prattsburg. . But I think that was more a racism deal than a real story.
Someone just sent me this joke, and its so apropos, I have to post it:
A guy walks into a bar in [insert Southern state you want to insult here] and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, “You ain’t from around here. Where you from, boy?” The guy replies, “I’m from Pennsylvania.” The bartender asks, “What do you do up in Pennsylvania?” The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.” The bartender asks, “A taxidermist! What the hell is
a taxidermist?” The guy says “I mount dead animals.” The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one of us!”
My wife once told me about a guy who was known in the community she grew up in, who’s name was Billy Malloy…
well, I’ll just leave it at saying that he became known as Bully Mooloy…
way more than `nuff said…
I don’t suffer from insanity…
I enjoy every minute of it!
Two ole farmers sittin’ on the porch. One says,“You know, Caleb, between the two of us, we’ve probably heard all the sheep-humping jokes them city fellers cared to tell. But you know what really honks me off?”
“What’s that, Clem?”
“Geese !”
I couldn’t find a link, but I remember hearing (less than a month ago) on a local radio station that some guy in Kane County (IL) had been arrested for having sex with his dog. IIRC, he was charged with aggravated assault on an animal and destruction of property. I do remember that the dog was a Chow. The Kane County Sheriff had issued a press release after so many people called the office about it.
