his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident

[grude]

Florida Farmhand Busted For Lewd Donkey Show

When interviewed Friday by cops, Romero made a series of shocking admissions.

He began by saying that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris,” adding that he “gets aroused” by seeing an animal in heat.

Romero reported that he “stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates.” He revealed that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,” and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident."

After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,” Romero “stated Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.”

Romero is being held in the Marion County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.

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[tdn]

Nice ass.

[Death_of_Rats]

Totally plausable explanation. Could have happened to anyone.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

M’ule believe anything.

[Maggie_the_Ocelot]

Seems legit.

[Ogre]

This belongs here.

[UltraVires]

Accidents will happen…*shakes head.

[SiXSwordS]

@tdn

Nice ass.

Hole in one.

[Skammer]

See? I knew there was a perfectly good explanation. It’s not what it looks like at all.

[kayaker]

Will their offspring be fertile?

[panache45]

I can sympathize. It happens to me all the time, with my cats.

[UltraVires]

As a side note, would this defense actually work? Is there a “knowing” element to bestiality? If he REALLY and TRULY was only jerking off behind the animal, and slipped on a banana peel and penetrated it, would he be guilty?

[TonySinclair]

As the article clearly states, it was a MINIATURE donkey, so at least he’s trying to cut down.

[Simple_Linctus]

He has a point in a sense. So long as animals are not harmed by it, I see no reason at all for bestiality to be illegal.

[Der_Trihs]

@Simple_Linctus

So long as animals are not harmed by it, I see no reason at all for bestiality to be illegal.

It risks spreading exotic diseases to the human population.

Although I suppose you could cook the animal before having sex with it just to be safe…

[UncleRojelio]

My finger clicked on this thread by accident.

[lieu]

“Wood shavings” in the donkey’s clit? Ahhh… a one snatch fire.

[tdn]

@Der_Trihs

It risks spreading exotic diseases to the human population.

At least they’d be exotic. Unlike the common cold.

[BubbaDog]

@Simple_Linctus

He has a point in a sense. So long as animals are not harmed by it, I see no reason at all for bestiality to be illegal.

Sure. It’s all fine and dandy…until the donkey’s hubby shows up.

Then you got this big mess with a broken up stable and before you know it, she’s moved in with you and brought her mom and children and your household is filled with the smell of ass.

[Count_Blucher]

@BubbaDog

Sure. It’s all fine and dandy…until the donkey’s hubby shows up.

He’s a drug mule?