From Yahoo News:
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…Or their livestock, I would presume?
Neigh means neigh!
No sir. I don’t like it.
Boy, is he ever saddled with legal woes.
Aw, give the guy a break. He was just horsing around. At least he didn’t mess with ewe.
I was going to post something inane like: “I bet he rode the horse hard” or “I wonder if he was hung like a… like a… nevermind”
But, hats off to crow that’s one funny post!
The guy, I guess, took the phrase “piece of tail” too literally I s’pose
Anyone else wondering how the guy recieved the fatal internal injuries? Did the horse kick him? Please just tell me he got the internal injuries because the horse kicked him.
Band name!
Back in the '80s, some dude was caught in Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo getting jiggy with a cow. Jonathan Brandemeier (DJ Extraordinaire) wrote a little song to commemorate the moment. A-hem…
"Moo-moo
I love you
I know you’re a cow but anything’ll do.
I said
Ooo-weee
Can’t ya see
I just wanna make loooove to you.
And they say some guys just can’t get a date…
Come on, did you see the way the horse flipped his tail at the guy? It was asking for it…
Please don’t tell me that, by “service” they mean…
From the article…
“The man who died during the incident suffered a perforated colon after being penetrated by the neighbor’s horse, investigators say.”
When your parents told you to stop horsing around or you’d get hurt, this is exactly what they had in mind.
And more from the article, you would think this would have been their first clue this was not a good idea…
“Tait and the man who later died both had sex with the neighbor’s horse that night, according to the charging papers. The second man died while Tait was videotaping the encounter. The tape was later shown to the couple that owns the barn so they could confirm it was their horse, known as Big Dick.”
You just can’t make this stuff up! And a $300 is a pretty good deal. Some studs around here get $500,000 for the pleasure of their company.
I can see the Far Side cartoon caption now:
“James and Kevin had heard about bareback riding, but had never tried it before…”
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and with a horse men can’t have intercourse,
that is, or course, unless the horse,
is the famous Mr. Ed!
Ohhhh, Wilburrrr! What’re you doin’ to me buddy-boy?
Pity it wasn’t a hanging judge, or the defendant might have been well hung.
He wouldn’t dare - that’s Hal Briston’s job
He should’ve avoided contact with the neighers.