Link.
Wrong animal really.
Also the wrong way round. The correct procedure is to mount the horse and pick up speed, not pick up speed and then mount the horse.
1.) The road company of ** Equus** is getting into the roles too deeply
or
2.) Molly, eh? Nothing queer about Johnson.
You’re kidding me. The guy lived on GOATLAND avenue?
Talk about destiny!
(insert something about Hal)
…AND his last name was “Woollen”?
Sometimes the jokes…they write themselves…
This lady gets my Understatement of the Month Award for this gem…
"There’s something wrong with him.’’
Huh. Ya think? 
The guy musta been tall…or he was carrying around a stool of some kind. I mean, how tall does a dude have to be to bang a horse?
This is your penis.
This is your penis on drugs.
Any questions?
…snicker
You’re obviously not familiar with the phrase, “stump broke.”
It means you have them trained to back up to a stump and stand still. A really well-trained one will whinny every now and then to make you thinks she’s enjoying it. Or, so I’ve heard.
Something similar happened in Washington State last year and caused quite the kurfluffle. Except in WA the horse was the “top” and the man was the “bottom” and said man ended up dying of a perforated colon. See, he and his friend had sneaked into a neighbor’s barn for a little midnight horse canoodling (HorseLover) and videotaping of same (HorseVoyeur). But then things went so, so wrong, and HV ended up taking HL to the ER, where the whole story eventually came out after HL died.
So then the police – y’know, the “po-po’s” – had to think about what to charge the survivor HV with. Cruelty to animals? The horse was fine, back at the barn, smoking a cig. Bestiality? Not a crime in WA. Burglary? That means going into someone else’s structure to commit a crime therein, and they couldn’t find a crime therein, so nope. At the end of the day, they charged him with trespassing, and he pled guilty.
And for this very reason WA just passed a law criminalizing bestiality as a felony.
Is he bucking for an award?
I hope it’s not at the local vet clinic.
So do you think that afterwards Woollen had serious night mares?
and if you’re really unfortunate you can stumble across the video on the internet. though, might i suggest eye and brain bleach afterwords.
Heh. I’m just imagining how one could “unfortunately” “stumble” across such a video. [Grandma] I was googling for the Presbyterians’ recipe for tatertot hotdish and my stars! You would not believe what popped up! [/Grandma] 
Equus? Damn near sodomized us!
From speaking with my friends who have seen it (no, really, it wasn’t me,) it goes by the name “Mr.Hands” sometimes, so one wouldn’t have to be searching for “horse butt sex” to see it.
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
I believe because someone else later made a film about it, no? Called In the Forest There Is Every Kind of Perv or some such?
Is it terribly, terribly wrong that there is a tiny little part of me that kinda wants to go look for that video? (I have learned my lesson about the internet, though - if it sounds like something that I’ll wish I hadn’t seen, it is.)
Eeew. Those Presbyterians obviously haven’t got the hang of hotdish. I think you need to google the Lutherans.