Suspicious Farmer Busts Alleged Cow Porn Ring
So… They were making moovies?
Porned beef.
I am so stealing that! 
udderly revolting
It’s a bunch of bull.
Don’t try to cow us into complacency!
‘Noooo! But you boff just one cow…’
Great. Now when ranchers instruct their hands to spit-roast a cow they’ll be met with suppressed laughter.
But you want the milk… it’s from VERY contented cows.
Mostly.
ETA: I’ll bet at least one of them looks just like Tig Trager…
Oh great, up until now, rural NYS was the Washington Generals of the redneck reputation wars, always in distant last amongst those who even showed up to the race. These two guys just realized they had some catching up to do.
This is a topic that can be milked for puns for days.
They refuse to cowtow to authority.
Gonna steer clear of this one.
I herd it through the bovine.
Calf Out Loud.
I herd it was a cow orgy.
Oh, c’mon, those cows were really horny.
The video has a soundtrack. It’s mooed music.
In the jail house did they think “there’s got to be better ways to get aurochs off?”
Kine of.