Winner.
Their defense: They were trying for Beef Stroganoff.
Something in the way she moos
Attracts me like no udder lover
My sister and I used to make up song lyrics about fucking cows. The image is inherently funny, you gotta admit.
Morning and night everyday!
Cow porn. Gotta hoove it.
Cow porn? Pretty fucking cheesy.
I’m going to share this story with all my cow-orkers.
I hear the video was all jerky.
So does this count as a hot beef injection?
Who’d have thought that moomoos could be that sexy?
So how did they catch the guy? Did they just go up to him and say “hey, were Hereford the cow porn?”
What kind of dialogue is there? “Hey baby, wanna Holstein my Wangus?” “Want a ride on my Red Poll?” “Ooh, girl, you got booty in Abondance!”
Yes, I did have to google for a couple of those cattle breeds but all the other obvious puns have been milked dry.
I understand the video caught the cow looking around to ask, “Is it in?”
The cow was just glad he didn’t want to stick it in the angus.
Eat mor chiken, scru mor cows
Just a couple of lonely cow-pokes…
They were originally just going to go cow tipping. But how can you stop at just the tip?
How does that even come up? What god-awful sort of conversation could they have been having that led to the revelation that they both were into cow porn?
So were they cowed into doing it.
More like “where’s the beef?”
cow-chicka-cow-cow
He shouldn’t have screwed that cow. Should have just leather alone.