Apparently, happy cows don’t just come from California…
I hope the next batch of cheese I buy isn’t extra salty
Those guys were working as a team…
obviously
coworkers…
You gotta have a large set of brass ones to ‘udder’ the line, “Hey Mike, I wanna bang a cow; will you bring your video camera & film me?”
This is udderly shocking.
Just looking at the pics in the OP’s link, I’d guess it’s the guy on the right who was having the actual cow sex.
Reid: “You know Mike, I like cows.”
Mike: “Yeah?”
Reid: “I mean, I really like cows.”
Those videos were legen-
wait for it-
dairy.
Kinda looks like Brad Sullivan.
Hey - cut us rural New Yorkers some slack. The last I read, the cow fucker was from Connecticut.
Sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Cow in ‘Logjammin’: [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
/tBL
If they were gay porn videos, they would be cock in bull stories.
Only id they involved chickens (at least male chickens). But you know what they say: ‘kinky’ is when you use a feather, and ‘perverted’ is when you use the whole chicken…
I wonder who cow-erced who into this?
I bet the guy with the video camera used the pseudonym “Hugh Heifer”
So the two guys are cow-orkers?
Did they use any furplay?
:smack: I think I’ll go hide.
and cow-porkers.
How now, porn cow?
Now I understand why cows have been arming themselves.