Were they consented cows?
No, they were cowed into submission.
Horrible! They were taken advantage of without furplay? No wine, romantic music, or a lick behind the ear? It ain’t right. Did they have an organism?
I’ve heard that the earth moo-ved for them.
It’s just offal.
They were just lonesome cow-boys, a long way from home …
Why buy the cow when the porn is free?
Wait, it was a 3-way with a pig, too? That’s seriously kinky!
[John Winger:] Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.[/John Winger]
“Hot n’ Horny Heifers VIII”
I wonder what the USDA grade on the cow will be when it goes to the slaughterhouse. Prime? Choice? Select? Utility?
[Marge]
Hey, Homer, you’ll never guess what happened to the cow that hamburger meat came from.
[/Marge]
This beef comes with the special sauce.
Jerk sauce?
Nah, if they jerked off this issue would never have arisen.
Must be Jersey boys at heart - Good thing they didn’t steer for the angus, that would’ve been a cow poke for sure.
Did they ask first?
Some people have the most bizarre proclivities.
ewe don’t say?
The cops, who had a beef, grilled them for the longest while.
of course - they had a steak in it.
I think we can stick a fork in this thread. It’s done.