Million-to-one shot, doc. Million to one.
I love that they obscured the victim’s face in the photo.
Fortunately mules are sterile.
It’s my understanding that female mules aren’t necessarily sterile, though pregnancies are rare. Male mules are apparently never fertile.
Or humankey believe anything.
Either I will congratulate you on the kickass tiger, or offer my condolences, and teach your cat to say “is it in?”
Accident?
There is a Flo/Geico lizard/Farmer’s insurance ad goldmine in here somewhere…
This is a lady donkey we’re talking about here, so it’s actually more like two holes in one.
Dude, you should have been playing Donkey KONG.
The weirdest thing, IMO, is his booking picture. He looks like a normal enough dude.
And the sad thing is no-one will ever say “There goes Romero the shoemaker” or “…Romero the boatbuilder” or “…Romero the thatcher”. No, you fuck just one lousy donkey and all you ever hear is…
There is much comedy value in the comments section of the [OP’s] linked story.
If you cook it first it’s dead. Bestiality is one thing but necrophiliac bestiality is reserved for the truly twisted.
[John Winger] Lee Harvey, you are a madman…I want to party with you, cowboy. [/John Winger]
All very funny.
But then recently my little grandson has started wedging phallic looking things between the sofa cushions so they are pointed straight up, and jumping around on the sofa. I can just see him impaling himself on one of these things, and we would become one of those ridiculous sounding news items. “What are you doing??? STOP THAT!!! You’re going to HURT yourself!! What are you thinking?!?!?!?!” Reasoning with him is like reasoning with a five year old. Of course. He doesn’t seem to want to impale himself, he’s not doing anything weird with them, he doesn’t try to sit on them, he’s just making an implausible-sounding accident possible. Do you have any idea how hard it is to track down every single thing in the house that is longer than it is wide, and hide them all someplace?
So, much to my surprise, I now have reason to give a second thought to the ridiculous excuses.
I guess I have poor imagination. I’m trying to think of a “It’s not what it looks like!” explanation for the following statement by him to the police:
Well this would make an interesting MTV commercial. ‘Sex it’s no accident’
Did they finally pass an anti-bestiality law in Florida? I remember hearing it had been voted down multiple times.
“Don’t worry; it’s rare, not well done.”
He’s so happy!
well, he did just get a little ass!
The love that dare not bray its name.
Its so wrong but I just cant stop laughing at this