Too bad this perv didn’t approach the donkey for a blow job.
Instant amputation. 
There was a man, from Hull, u.k. I believe who decided to have sex with a goat a little while ago, in a fairly remote field.
Unfortunately for him a passing train had to stop at a signal and he was seen "in action "by a trainload of passengers.
Who promptly reported him to the police.
There’s also the anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley, who admitted to bestiality an an interview. “When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”
I recall that incident. He denied it but goat hairs were found on his underpants!
Although a much more worrying story I saw recently was someone who was found guilty for sleeping with his dog when it was utterly obvious to me his ex wife set him up. I feel really sorry for that bloke.
Well, ya see constable, my knickers was a bit dingy, and them goat’s hairs is good for scrubbin’, and I was in a hurry, see, and din’t have time to of them dingy knickers, and so I was just scrubbin’ me knickers real quick, tha’s all! Simple.
Could you imagine being the police officer that had to write up this complaint! ( Mini Donkey Sex | The Smoking Gun )?
Not to mention the public defender that is going to have to defend him in a court of law?
How do they keep a straight face? I’d have to disqualify myself. I wonder if this will be a jury trial. I’d love a video of the jury as the case is laid out for them.
I have found the circumstances of the guy I said was probably set up. I’ve started another thread about it. There’s even a poll!
He can be grateful he picked a “she” to have sex with. I hear in the South they string up perverts.
Prosecuted a goat sex case many years ago. As you’d expect, it was actually rather sad (probably a case of undiagnosed dementia), but the straightfaced attitude taken in the papers I was given to prepare with started the giggles problem for me. The family were woken by the goat bleating and rushed out to see Granddad with trousers down doing the nasty and looking startled as the family congregated… Then the police took it very seriously, taking pubic combings from Grandad and the goat. Then we were all in court in wigged and gowned splendour as the judge’s associate sonorously announced the charge of having unlawful carnal knowledge of an animal, namely a goat.
It was at this point that the huge silliness of the whole thing got to me, and I started to get one of those fits of laughter that are terrifyingly difficult to stifle, and the more you try to stifle them, the worse they get. I had my head in my hands, biting my cheeks for the pain, and trying to keep perfectly still, all the while knowing that I had to speak in about 30 seconds, and was sure I was just going to collapse with laughter as soon as I rose. I am professionally proud to say that, with one of the greatest efforts of will I can remember, I got through it, but dear Og it was a near run thing.
How does a donkey get wood shavings on it’s clitoris?
And apparently it happens often enough that regular cleaning is necessary.
Donkeys should not work the lathe or the band saw or well, any power tool.
“…Pinocchio! What have you been doing?!”
I was holding it together until this. Winner.
Ah yes, the dreaded Giggle Loop.
So the senile old man’s own family actually set the cops on him?