This gives a whole new literal meaning to “bitch slap”.
How about underage necrobeastialaity?
What’s that in dog years, though?
If you add onions to the liver…its a lay that will bring tears to your eyes…
I’m honestly surprised.
I’d think bestiality tourism would occur in one of the states where it ISN’T a crime.
“Cum on down! It’s legal to bone rover here!”
Especially because two cute white mice are in their cage next to me. Not that sort of cute. Um.
Uh, Alba, Sophie? Don’t talk to strangers, girls. Just… just keep to yourselves there.
“Wil-buuu…-” Ka-Blam
“What’s next on the list?”
“The porker on the end with “Some Pig” done up in silk over the stall.”
“What about the spider?”
“Don’t sweat it. Fumigators will be here at dawn…”
Whatcom!! Oh crap, not another Washington State bestiality case.
What about this fine piece of ass? (SFW)
Actually he’s a British National according to the article.
So were the original Americans. What’s it to you? He’s got American spirit in him!
It disturbs me that next to the article is an ad that says “BEAUTIFUL ! LARGE STANDARD POODLE AT STUD !!!..”
Nope, the British National was a visitor to the farm. Some guy in his 50s from Peterborough, according to the Huffington Post.
This dog of yours, quite a little stunner, isn’t she? Does she eh, does she have any friends? She doesn’t have any steady boyfriends does she?
I didn’t expect World War I noises.
So other than the fact “baaaa!” means no, why exactly is bestiality illegal? As long as no one knows about it or is being coerced into doing it does it matter?
Just curious what the original and continuing reason for it being law is.
Animal cruelty? I don’t know. The legal (as opposed to moral) justification might have something to do with their inability to give sexual consent.
I think that the thinking is that animals cannot give consent and may actually find it unpleasant. Cruelty to animals, IOW.
I’ve recently been watching a show called Food Tech. Awesome show! But on one episode there was a brief segment on artificial semination. How do they get sperm into a female pig? Turkey baster, I assume. No big deal. But I never considered how they get the sperm out of the male. As it turns out, it’s pretty much the old fashioned way. The farmer puts on a rubber glove, gets down there, and goes to town on the pig.
Now, you’d think that the pig would like it. “Ooh boy, farmer Jones again! Soooooooweet!” But no. Apparently the pig barely tolerates it, and can get downright mean.
We had a deer hunter here in VA accused of having sex with his kill. I remember that he plead guilty to some misdemeanor, but the hunter wanted to make sure that everyone knew the deer was a doe. Sure he fucks animals, but he is no “queer” deer fucker. 
They were doing the 19th century version of “Pimp my Ride”.
“Yo dawg, I herd u liek herds so we put a doe in your bed so you can eat some venison while you eat your venison”
Yo Ludovic, I’m real happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but a hot dog joke would have been the best of all time.