I fucking you dog!
No queer dead deer fucker.
The anti-bestiality law was passed in Washington state following the related case where a man died after being penetrated by a horse. (The man in this current case was the same man who deposited the injured horseman to the hospital. It was discovered that there was no law in place and therefore not actually illegal.) Conservative lawmakers quickly passed a law. At no time did they explain how it was cruel to the horse. Presumably the horse consented.
What other possibilities are you concerned about? Zombie beastiality?
I’m just curious why some freak who wants to pour the pork to a deer he just shot is breaking the law, but some other freak who gets off on loving up a leg of lamb is in the clear.
That and “give a dog a bone”.
OMG, this had me rolling! Then when I got to the bottom of the thread and the ad said, “Giraffe Boards–We have your cat” it was truly all over for me.
Was I supposed to read this in the voice of Michael Palin’s pet shop owner character from MPFC’s “Dead Parrot” sketch?
… 'cause I totally did.
Huh, I went with Eric Idle’s “Nudge nudge, say no more” character.
Come to think of it, I have no idea. Pretty sure it’s not John Cleese.
D’oh! Michael Palin. (With Terry Jones.)
You could also go with Graham Chapman’s “I think we got an eater!” cannibal undertaker. I can’t think of a Cleese or Jones character that works though.
It’s… Michael Palin, from the World War I noises sketch. Michael is an officer and Terry Jones is the sergeant to whom he is speaking.
In the vein of the necrobeasty thing.
I read a book on Henry Lee Lucas that claimed one of his uncles introduced him to the practice when he was a lad.
Coming* soon to a theatre near you
Soundtrack by Spinal Tap
Screenplay by Philip Roth
I’m sorry for the pun.
*Not sorry enough to pull it out. 