Naked, tied-up, & reading a book. Buzzard bait? Newslink

So. Getting naked, tying yourself up, & reading a book attracts buzzards? Well, yeah, I guess it does.

http://www.tahoedailytribune.com/article/20090611/NEWS/906119987/1007/FRONTPAGE

Buzzard-Bait-Boy.

And here’s his photo–

http://www.tahoedailytribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/misc?URL=/global/zoom.pbs&Site=TD&Date=20090611&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=906119987&Ref=AR&Profile=1007&Z=Dean%20Richard%20Mark&P=Douglas%20County%20SheriffBLOCKs%20Office

One for GQ, ain’t he?

So… does it work? Did it attract buzzards?
It evidently attracts students and policemen.

Perhaps one of them was carrying a buzzard.

Sounds like Joust, the greatest video game ever invented.
“Wave 1
Prepare to joust
Buzzard bait!”

I think he was setting a good example for the students, reading.

He looks like a buzzard shat on his head.

So, he stripped nekkid just to get his lance out?:smiley:

And here’s his photo–

http://www.tahoedailytribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/misc?URL=/global/zoom.pbs&Site=TD&Date=20090611&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=906119987&Ref=AR&Profile=1007&Z=Dean%20Richard%20Mark&P=Douglas%20County%20SheriffBLOCKs%20Office

There’s something about Mark…

He was wondering why a raven was like a reading desk.