Naked, tied-up, & reading a book. Buzzard bait? Newslink

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

So. Getting naked, tying yourself up, & reading a book attracts buzzards? Well, yeah, I guess it does.

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A South Lake Tahoe man is being held in lieu of $5,000 cash bail for allegedly being naked near high school property.

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A student said they asked the man if he was really tied up, which he confirmed.

Then they asked if he needed to be untied and the man answered no.

He said he was reading a book.

He was identified and asked why he was on school grounds.

When asked why he was naked behind the school, the deputy reported Mark said “There were buzzards flying overhead and I wanted to see what they did,” the report said.

Buzzard-Bait-Boy.

And here’s his photo–

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One for GQ, ain’t he?

[CalMeacham]

So… does it work? Did it attract buzzards?
It evidently attracts students and policemen.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@CalMeacham

So… does it work? Did it attract buzzards?
It evidently attracts students and policemen.

Perhaps one of them was carrying a buzzard.

[Ponch8]

Sounds like Joust, the greatest video game ever invented.
“Wave 1
Prepare to joust
Buzzard bait!”

[Manduck]

I think he was setting a good example for the students, reading.

[panache45]

He looks like a buzzard shat on his head.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Ponch8

Sounds like Joust, the greatest video game ever invented.
“Wave 1
Prepare to joust
Buzzard bait!”

So, he stripped nekkid just to get his lance out?

[lieu]

And here’s his photo–

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There’s something about Mark…

[Ludovic]

He was wondering why a raven was like a reading desk.