My brother probably would have cut the cookie in half, then eat both pieces while keeping the knife pointed at me.
That adds credence to a rule I’ve always lived by: *Never *drink and play tic-tac-toe.
There have been many instances of people in their 70s stealing the identities of their recently-deceased parents in their 90s, for the purposes of stealing their pension payments. I recall reading about one Japanese town back in the '90s where this was quite rampant. There were inquiries made as to why this one town had so many long-lived people, and basically everyone in town just basically lied their asses off about lifestyles&shit, in order to keep the money flowing.