Name my chili

I’m entering a chili cookoff tomorrow at work, and apparently I have to have a name for my chili. I’m stumped, so I thought I’d throw it out there.

A description: it’s made with big chunks of chuck roast, black beans, lots of onion and garlic, and my homemade top secret chili powder. It’s very rich, and spicy enough to let you know it’s chili but not searing.

I’d like clever but not cutesy.

Any thoughts?

You put beans in it, which leads me to suspect that Silenus will be here shortly to call you a blasphemor. Maybe call it Blasphemous Boil?

I, on the other hand, approve of beans in chili, so if you offered me some, I’d probably just call it supper.

You’re asking here, so how about Straight Dope Chili?

I too love beans in chili, though I think yours is the first time I’ve heard of using black beans.

Dr. J’s Good For What Ails Ya Chili

“Stu.”

This extra just popped into my noggin,

Dr. J’s Good For What Ails Ya Black Bean Supreme Chili

Fred.

As a fellow black bean chili cook, I applaud you.

Pyromaniac’s Choice?

Chuck Black Chili.

Shut Up and Eat Chili

Double-Dog Dare Chili!

DoctorJ’s If You Don’t Vote For This Chili I’ll Break Your Goddamn Kneecaps Chili

This ain’t from Texas.

BBC America

No chili thread can be complete without an obligatory link to
Texas Chili Contest

“I Don’t Know What Chili Is” chili.

Heretic.

This took fifteen posts? You’re slipping, dude.

:slight_smile:

“WTF? ZOMG! BEANS IN CHILI Chili”

In chile contests are bean and non-bean separate categories, or do they all just got at it?

I entered and “won” a very small contest. They gave out three prizes but there were only seven contestants so I don’t mean to sound like that gives me cred. We had best red, best green, and best tasting (which I won, despite the fact that they thought I made it “hot” when in fact I toned it down tremendously).

Yeah, beans in chili, what’s that about? That’s like “chili lite” or something.