Wizard of Oz
Jeff Daniels cheats on his wife, and is a jerk for it. His wife then cheats on him, and we applaud her.
The Butcher’s Wife
Gene Hackman gets upset when somebody makes a phone call.
That somebody is played by a top African-American star, who also shops for ladies’ underwear.
The Royal Tenenbaums
Charles Martin Smith pees a lot and eats many mice.
Never Cry Wolf
Shirley MacLaine should have had her husband cremated.
FTR, this film is Enemy of the State.
In play:
Shirley MacLaine should have had her husband cremated.
The Trouble with Harry
The punk didn’t feel lucky.
Dirty Harry
Rod Steiger shoulda looked after his brother, but followed Lee J. Cobb instead.
On The Waterfront
Robert Hays has a drinking problem.
Airplane
Vincent D’Onofrio gets a surprise party.
Full Metal Jacket
Jodie Foster’s feeling anxiety with regard to her daughter’s health
Panic Room
Should Audrey Hepburn trust Cary Grant, or Walter Matthau?
Charade
Richard Dreyfuss needs Wolfman Jack’s help to meet the Blonde.
American Graffit.
Walther Matthau says “Gesundheit”.
Regards,
Shodan
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
Gene Kelly desperately wants to find Miss Turnstiles.
On The Town
Raymond Massey fills in for Boris Karloff.
Arsenic and Old Lace
Claude Rains is the brother of the king.
The Adventures of Robin Hood
Brigitte Helm preaches the unity of humanity, and patience, to the underground workers.
Metropolis
#1 is You’re telling me; #2 is You’re in the groove, Jackson, and #3 is This is murder.
Road to Rio
Kevin Bacon interacts with two guys he used to play stick hockey with.