The Passion of the Christ
Nazis battle an imprisoned evil spirit in a Romanian castle
The Keep
Brooke Shields’s bubbies
WHY am I just NOW hearing about this movie!!!??? (Is it good?)
It was just released this year. The talking dog, BTW, is voiced by Robin Williams in his last screen role. It’s now available on Netflix, but I haven’t seen it yet. Critics don’t think it’s very good, though. Oh, and it also has Kate Beckinsale and Eddie Izzard.
The Blue Lagoon
Angsty highschooler finds her inner Helen Reddy through roller derby.
Whip It.
Lifelong loser tells his story to radio host Dennis Miller.
Joe Dirt
Dennis Hopper tells a mob boss all Sicilians are n*ggers
Update: this moving is pretty terrible so far.
True romance
Don ameche and his brother make a bet.
Trading Places
Jose Ferrer ends up a lot drunker than Fred MacMurray, after busting everyone’s balls.
The Caine Mutiny
Ingrid Bergman isn’t really crazy.
Gaslight
All the high school kids like Buddy Hackett 'cause he knows all the dance moves.
The Music Man
Midler and Caan entertain the troops.
For the Boys
Kevin Bacon has worms.
Tremors
F-14 Tomcats and Mitsubishi Zeros dogfight
Final Countdown
They were on a mission from God.
The Blues Brothers
Bette Midler is sorta Janis Joplin
The Rose
“Samuel L. Bronkowitz” produces a lot of awful movies
The Kentucky Fried Movie
John Goodman as a live action cartoon character.
The Flintstones
Sharon Stone gets involved in a quick-draw contest.