No takers?
What if I added “In New Zealand”?
Aliens in New Zealand want to add to their resaurant’s menu.
Bad Taste
A rejected hockey player takes up golf and gets in a fight with a game show host
Happy Gilmore
A rich college student hires Kurt Vonnegut to write his term paper.
Back To School
Gene Wilder is a poor Irish manure collector.
Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx! Wow- hadn’t thought about that movie in years!
Harry Belafonte has New York City pretty much to himself.
The World, the Flesh and the Devil
A toaster pops and a hitman gets killed on the toilet
Pulp Fiction
Tom Hulce gets his guitar smashed on the stairway.
Animal House. Tom Hulce was in the movie, but that was Steven Bishop and his guitar that got smashed on the stairway.
An Army veteran rips a strip off a private boys’ school.
BAH! close enough.
Scent of a Woman??
Vivian Leigh announces she is going off her diet.
You are correct, Professor–no need for the question marks. Let’s continue with your prompt:
Gone With The Wind
Sean Connery’s deity has interesting ideas about weaponry and genitalia.
Zardoz
Michael Keaton’s feeling a little thorny.
Beetlejuice
Bruce Willis finally realizes he’s dead
The Sixth Sense
Bruce Willis kills bin Laden
Planet Terror
Irene Dunne returns from a long, long boat trip, to find Cary Grant remarried.
My Favorite Wife
Jerry Colonna doesn’t bring the cavalry in time.
Road to Rio
A man is asked ten questions, but doesn’t know the answers. Jennifer Tilly and her new lover know the answers to some questions, but nobody asks them.
Septimus, it looks like this one’s a pass. Would you care to try another film (and let us know what this one is)?
Bound (1996), an award-winning neo-noir crime thriller, evidently not very popular.
While entertaining guests, George and his voluptuous wife receive bad news by telegram.