No Holiday in Cambodia for the wee ones this year?
No, they’re having a Holiday in the Sun instead.
Camp Werthahekahwee. It was started by Chief Doggonifaino.
Dear Leader’s Labor Camp, in scenic North Korea.
George Goble’s Computer and Barbecuing Camp (I’d want to go to that one myself).
I wouldn’t encourage girls or boys to learn to box. Boxing is a dangerous sport, and lots of boxers end up with brain damage.
Mein Kamp
Camp O’Bello
Slave Labor Fantasy Camp
Camp Snakehandle
Camp Fetid Swamp
(Having said that, my 17-year-old niece just went off to San Juan for Care for Poor Orphans camp.)
Castrato Choir Camp
Their motto is “High Cs . . . for life!”
Father Porter’s Camp for Young Boys
In the town of Wobegon there is a college camp named Wobe U. Across the lake is a fat camp for parents known as Wobese and a sister camp for children named Wobese 2.
In the 100 Acre Wood there is Camp Bear Poo.
There’s Camp Bait and Switch for underprivileged children.
Saddest summer camp letter ever:
*Dear Mom and Dad,
Camp was really fun for the fist 2 days. Day 3 was supposed to be wakeboarding on the lake. The counselor just came in told us it was a misprint and he meant today was waterboarding day. Still, it sounds like it’ll be fun. I’ve got 10 minutes to get ready, and he told me to bring a rope, don’t know what that’s about.
I’ll write again as soon as I can,
Bobby*
Surely you mean Camp Climax.
Camp Wealgetalong.
Drive carefully!
Camp Grenada