Name the IT project

Our company is looking for a name for their plan to upgrade the lowliest of the pc’s to a more modern architecture. Basically anything slower than 300mhz is being replaced with a new pc.

Currently it is being referred to as PC Replacement project, but there is concern that everyone will think they are getting a new pc, and as listed above, that is not the case. The new name should try to avoid this confusion.

Any thoughts?

Project Deadwood.
Boat Anchor Replacement, aka BAR Project.

Then again, you could just send everybody the information you just gave us. Remember, the I in IT stands for INFORMATION.

The Everyone Gets A New PC Except For You project.

Aha, Ethilrist! You have given us the glory of the TLI (Three Letter Acronym) which seems to be very popular. Keep 'em coming gang.

GUTS
General Upgrade and Technology Scheme.

Project Move Into the Late Nineties.

Demoting iffy computer knowledge while entertaining easier downloads. aka D.I.C.K.W.E.E.D.

or
Bringing a computer key to a presently antiquated perhaps easier regime aka b.a.c.k. t.o. p.a.p.e.r.
or

Desert Storm

Project Lame Cheetah?

STU (My answer to all “name this” threads).

Superior Technical Upgrade

PID
Partial Inventory Depreciation

Sorry clayton_e, couldn’t resist.

Project names? The Meek Shall Inherit. Office Class Warfare. PC Viagra. The No-300s Club. Mine is Now Bigger Than Yours.

How about a rallying cheer? Hey, hey, ho, ho, under-300s got to go!

The usual term is cascade. Usually, you give the people who need the fastest machines(or the ones who have the most polictical clout), then you cascade their machines to the next one down the line, and so on, until you all the leftovers are the slowest, which you have to pay someone to haul off.

PC Cascade program or something along those lines.

The 300 mHz upgrade.

The 300 mHz bar.

300 mHz, or Bust!

The classical term is “techonology refresh”.

It’s boring though.

Operation Upgrade!

Thanks, after all this polling and showing this thread, they are sticking with the original thought, which I misrepresented as PC Replacement, but rather is PC Refreshment.

Tristan it appears you are the winner.

thanks all!

Project HAL.

Tristan won?!? Does that mean I’m too late to suggest The Alan Parson’s Project?

Project Chilean Death Squad.

PC Refreshment!

Same PC, Great-looking new case!