Name the Las Vegas football team

That’s actually really good! A very subtle gambling reference that also works without it being gambling-related.

Las Vegas Flops (they’ll be bad for awhile)
Las Vegas Turns
And of course, The Las Vegas Rivers

Who can forget the great team the Las Vegas Posse?

Answer: everyone.

Thesre are already non-LV AAA teams. And the Isotopes is a Simpsons reference so I can get behind that. I like a semi-self deprecating name, a la BASEketball. Or a New Vegas reference.