Name your new pet

We have recently acquired a Western Hognose snake. She’s just a baby, of a couple of months old. We named her Bubbles.

Now that’s just funny right there.

Met a black pug, once, named Muggsy. Perfect name.

When I finally get a male rottie, his name will be Conan.

One of our cats is top cat and struts around like he’s in charge. He has a name, but mostly we call him “Biggus…”

Or you could get a raven and name it Quoth…

I once had a Raven named Quoth, but nevermore.

How about a donkey named Jote?

My niece and her partner have an Italian Mastiff that looks exactly lie this specimen.

I maintain that he should have been named Knight.

We just adopted a new (to us) dachshund (who we have a sneaking suspicion might be a chiweenie in part), and he’s named Max. But that’s because he came from a home where the owners had died, so we know what his name had been for the ten years of his life. We didn’t feel we should change it after all that time.

Oh, after seeing The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera we wanted to get a pair of black and tan dachshunds and name them Crowbar and Lattice.

A pair of male blue jays named Jake and Elwood

I will get two donkeys. One will be Spanish and be named Donkey Oaty. His field will have a windmill in it. The other will be German and his name will be Donkey Shane. You know, like the song. Sort of.

A porcupine named Bob Dwyer.

I want a cat or two; ideally a calico (Paisley) and a striped one (Plaid). And a turtle, who of course will be named Burocracia.