A little dialogue from the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Kate Hudson: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Matthew McConaughey: Who’s Princess Sophia?
[Kate Hudson points at his crotch]
Matthew McConaughey: You can’t name my member… Princess Sophia.
Kate Hudson: Yes, I can!
Matthew McConaughey: If you are gonna name my… member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
A friend of mine used to brag that his penis was called “Goliath”. His name, of course, is David. When I was a teenager I used to refer to my member as “Monstro”.