Naming genitalia

Name your genitalia after a movie or TV show. Then, name your partner’s…

Mine: Big Love (my opinion) or Finding Nemo (what my wife might say when she’s messing with me)

My Lady: Pretty in Pink, or (after she makes fun of me first) Jaws


your turn…

My man parts remain nameless as of now.
My girlfriend named her downstairs Suzy Q, you know the pink ;). The boobs are Paul and Frank.

Mine is “Shaft.”

My partner’s is “South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.”

I must refer to it as “The Organ With No Name.” There is no lady in my life, so I guess it’s solo act.

Weakend at Bernie’s. Sigh

His would be Yurtle the Turtle.
Mine I guess would be That Darn Cat
(He might call it The Money Pit)

The Prisoner

Caught in an existential nightmare, he’ll never escape to the outside world again :frowning:

Mine is, and always has been, The Enterprise.

I would like to name his, but I’m not sure he would let me…
It would be something awesome… never expect any less from me!

My friend flicka. :smiley:

Most of the user names in this thread would be appropriate… (mine included)


Mine Dances With Wools
Hers The Dead Zone

Mine is Terror in Tiny Town.

Hers is The Iceman Cometh.

Mine: North By Northwest
Hers: Yours, Mine and Ours

A little dialogue from the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Kate Hudson: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Matthew McConaughey: Who’s Princess Sophia?
[Kate Hudson points at his crotch]
Matthew McConaughey: You can’t name my member… Princess Sophia.
Kate Hudson: Yes, I can!
Matthew McConaughey: If you are gonna name my… member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!

Princess Sophia :smiley:

A friend of mine used to brag that his penis was called “Goliath”. His name, of course, is David. When I was a teenager I used to refer to my member as “Monstro”.