I ran across the weirdest thing the other day. I was reading somewhere on the internet (something about world leaders who had been midgets . . . it wasn’t a productive evening) that Napoleon had, um . . . how to put this tastefully . . . penis size contests with other men (women being uneligible for obvious reasons.) One can only imagine what happened to the people who beat him. Does anyone know if this is true? Or is it along the lines of the Catherine the Great horse story?