In honor of Napoleon Dynamite’s impending DVD release date (December 21, 2004), I think we should gather together and remember our favorite quotes from this quirky film. I’ll begin:
“Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills… bow hunting skills… computer hacking skills…”
Let the madness ensue!! 
“I caught you this delicious bass…”
There are so many to choose from!
I think that it’s a tie between:
[ul]
[li]“Your mom went to college”[/li][li]“Hey, would you mind towing me into town?”[/li]and
[li]“I don’t know. Build her a cake or something.”[/li][li]“Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I’m wearing these bad boys? Do you think anyone thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night?”[/li][/ul]
I can’t wait until this comes out on DVD!
“You’re just jealous because you haven’t been on the internet chatting with hot chicks all day”
Where are your quotes people? GOSH!!
Napoleon: “What kind of bike do you have?”
Pedro: “It’s a Sledgehammer.”
Napoleon: “Dang! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?”
“Geeze!”
