NASA Builds Gear To Look For Life On Europa

Now if they’ll only schedule a mission.

It has some interesting spin-off potentials for the oil industry.

Hmm, NASA apparently didn’t get the message.

Great! Now we’re gonna have two suns!

You know we ain’t gonna find life “out there” until it lands on Earth in a huge spaceship and vaporizes the White House.

Until then, it’s going to be “intriguing data but probably the result of a meteor and/or recent volcanic activity.”

I, for one, welcome our new White House vaporizing overlords!

I just KNEW it!

“All these worlds are yours…”

Why-a is everyone-a looking for life-a on Europe-a? We’ve-a got-a plenty o’life, I tell you! Viva Roma!