Winter is in the air and my lips are chapped as hell. The skin at the corners of my mouth is broken and cracked and painful. Chapstick, Blistex, Vaseline – nothing is helping.
Anyone got a great natural solution to this particular wintertime woe? I’m not averse to medical solutions, but I’m hoping someone out there has an amazing home remedy.
The most natural solution ever: Use your finger to get some of the oil from your nose. Rub it on your lips. Really!
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Nose oil, eh? I have plenty of that. I’ll give it a try!
Two suggestions beyond lip balm - increase the humidity in your house, and drink as much water as you can hold down.
I know you have tried Vaseline, but maybe you could try putting it on before bed so that it can soak in all night.
Carmex or Bagbalm, not natural, but helpful
Extra virgin olive oil is excellent for this kind of thing!
Chapstick can naturally be found at most grocery stores.
When my lips get realy bad I use Neosporin.
Takes a day or 2 but it ususally works quite well.
Burts bees peppermint.
I’m not entirely sure if it’s 100% safe, but Aquaphor healing ointment is AMAZING. When I was a kid with acne, I took medication that made my lips REALLY dry and cracked. I put aquaphor on it daily and it really helped. It can be found in the pharmacy area of most major retailers.
I still have aquaphor and use on dry skin, scrapes, minor cuts, burns, etc. The stuff is miraculous.
ETA: Do your absolute best NOT to lick your lips, and if you do, dry them off yourself quickly. Drink as much water as you possibly can as well.
You sure these aren’t related somehow? 
Hahaha thanks for a good belly laugh!!!
I’ll second the olive oil. Flax seed oil would also be good. Good hydration, healthy oils and omega fatty acids in your diet should help, too.
This will help the most, as well as making sure you’re eating well and not exposing your face to the wind more than necessary. Also, keeping your lips exfoliated will help with the dry skin flakes.
Most chapstick type products make my lips worse instead of better, too, so I usually do better when I avoid them entirely, but I’ve had good luck with eos lip balm. It lasts a while and seems to make my lips better rather than worse, although it isn’t really natural. I’ve also had good luck with rubbing olive oil on my lips at night, but that’s not really a portable solution.
What would you consider to be an unnatural solution?
I tend to have dry skin, and I’m a big fan of Lubriderm lotion. Not sure if it counts as natural, but it works great for keeping my skin and my lips from getting too dry and irritated.
Cthulhu.
Yes! I especially like the sparkly one. Although, perhaps glitter on your lips is a bit unnatural.
This cowboy rides up to the saloon and thinks he might stop in for a drink. He gets off his horse, walks around to the back of the horse, lifts up the tail and then kisses the horse right on the butt. The cowboy then heads into the saloon to get himself a drink.
The bartender says, “I know it’s none of my business, but did you just kiss your horses rear end???”
“Sure did”, says the cowboy. “I’ve got chapped lips.”
The bartender asks, “Does that get rid of them?”
“I don’t know”, replies the cowboy, “But it sure stops me from licking them!”