It is fine and dandy in today’s disposable culture for the folks with money to bastardize longtime traditions for their financial gain. He with the gold rules. I get it. But that oughtn’t allow you to instantly rewite history to stamp with your trademark events that preceded your financial interest.
There used to be a very old golf tournament called the Western Open. It had been held in and around the Chicago area since the early 20th century. All of the biggest names had competed in and won it. For the past couple of decades it was held at Cog Hill, a daily fee course open to the public SW of Chicago. It was held over the 4th of July weekend. Tiger won it 2 or 3 times, Steve Stricker won it once in '96.
Well, this year the PGA decided they wanted to go to a new “playoff” series of tournaments at the end of the season. As part of this effort, the Western got renamed the BMW Championship, and moved to September. Most significantly, it will only be held in Chicago every other year. In “off” years, it will alternate between St. Louis and Minneapolis.
So here’s what bugs me. During the television coverage of the inaugural BMW Championship this weekend, the announcers kept talking about “this event’s” history. They showed Steve Stricker winning in '96 above the caption “1996 BMW Championship.” And they talked about Tiger’s record of being a million or 2 under par in “this event.”
Get this straight, pinheads. There WAS NO fucking BMW Championship in 1996. And before this weekend, Tiger HAD NO record in the BMW Championship.
It’s enough to make you wanna shove a rusty niblick up Johnny Miller’s nether regions until he squeals, “This is the place!”
