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In the words of Queen Juliana of the Netherlands: “I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who understand it.”
Lots of people have no access to sharp blades where they work. I keep a snap-blade knife handy - those can be slid a couple of inches under a surface, but would require a couple of passes on the plastic band.
While I’m here and talking about snap blades:
To remove cake from bakery box without mess:
Get a sharp blade (snap blades are wonderful) and cut the perimeter of the box - just above the bottom. Lift top of box straight up, revealing the cake
I use binary. You can cover 0 to 31 with one hand that way, or all the way to 1023 with both. The numbers 4, 128, and 132 should probably be avoided in polite company, though.
If you’re having trouble sleeping, and it’s been over 30 min. Get out of bed and do something.
Also, just focus on closing your eyes. I notice that when I’m having insomnia, my eyes twitch and are not completely shut.
This year, I’m trying to collect these “Life Hack” pictures: https://picasaweb.google.com/102844392150412393724/201305LifeHacks Some seem promising, some don’t make sense. I’m trying to collect everything without discrimination.
There are some cool ones! I’m going to try the comb-as-nailholder and the squirtpiece-as-keyboard-vacuum, and the unpopped kernel trick.
a used dryer sheet can skim oil floating on water.
oily substances will cling to plastic fibers. water won’t (in large amounts) cling to plastic fibers. dragging/floating plastic fibers lightly over the surface of the water will pickup the oil. this method is used for oil spills.
Keys or a nail file work in a pinch, too.
Having Sex the night before will allow you to sleep longer, all night in some cases before being wakened by the urge to pee.
I’m guessing it might have something to do with the prostate gland.
The Finnish power-mixer at the end cracks me up. I guess there’s a reason no-one’s ever heard of a famous Finnish chef.
Stefan Richter from Top Chef is Finnish.
I heard a good one on the radio last night. I’ll leave it up to the individual to decide the usefulness of this tip, if its useful at all:
To fool somebody into thinking they are drinking a decently measured alcohol drink just use the mixer straight and use your finger to coat the rim of the lass with the alcohol. i.e. if you want to fool someone your serving them a proper vodka and orange, just give them pure orange and brush the rim of the glass with vodka.
Got morning mouth but can’t brush your teeth? Eat something starchy like a cracker or bit of bread.
Running said itch under hot water (as hot as you can stand without risking a burn) can also give relief.
I’ve also found that this works when my RLS manifests as a phantom itch (fortunately rare, but when it happens I can be clawing at my feet for hours and get no relief). I found that it did NOT work when I had itching caused by gallbladder / liver issues.
The lifehacker pics made me think of one: when you get ketchup at a restaurant, don’t bother with the tiny paper cups. Grab an extra soda cup lid, put it on your tray upside-down so it lays flat, and squirt your ketchup onto that. Holds WAY more ketchup than a tiny paper cup, and easier to dip.
Olive oil will unstick pine sap from your hand, after working in the yard.
Also… when painting a room, paint the ceiling first and then tape the edge of the ceiling where it meets the wall, so that when you paint the wall you will get a nice ‘cut.’ Remove the tape immediately.
Aren’t all ice cream containers for home use single serving? I seem to remember sitting down with a gallon of vanilla as a pre meal snack during my teen years…
No wonder my parents never bought the good stuff till I left the house.
Use a blob of red nail polish on your shower handle (single handle styles work best) to indicate where you like the temperature; no fiddling with it before you jump in.
Awwwwwwwww, man. Just brush your damn teeth.
Old drawing/notes on a dry erase board are hard to erase because the ink has dried. Just put some drops of water on a towel or tissue and rub the ink with the wet part. Don’t use too much water, though, or you’ll make a mess.