Need a good "how I broke my hand" story

[Boyo_Jim]

“Turns out the baby’s head was harder than he thought.”

[shaquile_bro_neal]

You have to say that he was breaking up a fight between a bear and a hobo and he broke his hand punching the bear in the face.

[johnpost]

zombie or no

baby stomp.

[Fubaya]

Masturbation related injury