Need an update on toilet paper roll math

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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We still have 1/2 of a used box (144 rolls) my husband bought well before the pandemic.
He bought it because I was in rehab for an extended stay and I had told him things run out. Go to the store and get stuff.

He refuses entry into Walmart. Hates it with a purple passion.
So his answer was to drive to Texarkana and go in Sam’s club and fill his truck bed up with stuff he knew houses need.

I cannot tell you how many sardines we still have. And much other bullshit Deer hunters buy for the camp.
The TP is John Wayne paper.(If you know what I mean)

No one likes it. My husband doesn’t like it. They scream bloody murder around here if you say, go to the garage for a couple rolls.

I’ve donated lots of it to the Woman’s shelter and the Dog shelter.
Still it is hanging around like the bad penny.

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What I like to call “punitive-grade” toilet paper. The commercial-grade stuff, which is hurtful and unkind to my sensitive heinie.

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I did find a recipe for clean “dirt” made with cheapest TP, cheap dish soap, a glug of liquid starch. Put 2 rolls in a dish pan pulling the tube out(if you can’t, don’t be concerned, it will come loose)
Pour in the dish soap, 1/2 bottle, the starch. Tell the children to start squeezing and ripping. (If you have to double because you have cantankerous kids who won’t share, it will still work.)

It makes a thick gloop that kids love to mess with. Good mud pies. And won’t stick permanently in hair. Clean up is super easy.
Getting rid of the resulting gloop after could be a problem.