Sorry but after I got home I crashed - was just to tired to keep my eyes open.
So yes it sems it was a cyst. 6 stiches later and I’ve learned it’s a really bad idea to use a steak knife to open a package of lunch meat. It’s really gross - both the cyst and the cut - I’m an idiot :rolleyes:
Glad you’re okay. My rule of thumb (heh) is: any fairly deep cut on the hand or the face = doctor or ER. Otherwise, I’m willing to bandage or use the little Dermabond I have left from my days as a nurse tech (read: housekeeper/patient-fetcher) in surgery.
Congratulations, you’ve succesfully performed unintentional DIY plastic surgery.
You can start a thread! “Ask the DIY surgeon.”
dull knifes are dangerous. table knives cut cooked food OK.
keep a utility knife, full sized and mini, metal or plastic (they come in yellow and green) handle for package opening.
… or use scissors. (Not the good scissors, mind you.)
Did you keep the cyst? Will you post a picture?
Yeah - I have it. It’s really gross.
I showed it to my 14 YO daughter and she almost puked: “THAT came out of your FINGER?!”
Even IF you were careless or clumsy, having an accident doesn’t make you an idiot.
I have spoken.
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Pics or it didn’t happen. Seriously.
Joe
when you can gross out a teen you’re doing good. for more fun; get a jelly bean of similar color and size and someday you say your going to eat the cyst and pop the jelly bean in your mouth.
keep the cyst in some alcohol, you can buy a couple of shots of 190 proof alcohol at a tavern, put in a small tightly capped jar.
You are a very sick person.
I didn’t know they let you keep stuff after the AIDS thing.
Damn, I wish I’d said that!
I stand corrected. :smack:
Sebaceous, not sub-cutaneous. (Sorry about that. :()
Glad to hear that you’re okay, Zoid! (Now… Post a picture and gross out, everyone!) 
(And now, I know what my bump, probably is.)
Really crappy call phone pic but really you dan’t want to see this in high def).
Warning this is gross:
Aw, Man…
High Def that ain’t.
Yeah, I looked. I had to. Zoid, I am impressed you went 15 years with a grape on the side of your finger.
When I was about 2 or 3 yoa I pulled up a handful of grass to feed our caged rabbits. I guess we used them as food. Well, I stuck my little hand full of grass through the chicken wire cage and when the grass was gone a rabbit just chewed my index finger. I can remember this vividly.
I just stood there screaming until my mom and older brother pulled my hand out. Off to the hospital in a taxi we went. There was nothing to do except a butterfly bandage. Finger healed but had a large knot ,missing part of fingernail and is about a half inch shorter that other index finger.
Fast forward to when I was 17 yoa, a senior in hs, the damn thing festered up, got sore and red and one day popped releasing loads of pus, blood , pain and probably little shards of bone.
Now I have a little hole where all that came out and a piece of what I can only figure to be fingernail grows out of it. I keep it clipped short or sometimes let it grow long enough to get a grip on it with my teeth and pull very hard until the whole thing comes out with root and all. But it still grows back only takes longer.
During my teen years I was very embarrassed about the ugly knot on my finger and kept a bandaid on it most of the time.
Your story is the only similar one I’ve heard of.
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The perfect response would have been, “Yeah, but you should have seen what came out of my uterus!”
I’m sorry, but I’m gonna need a picture of this too.