Need colonoscopy jokes!!

OK folks - need more jokes! I’ve got my next procedure scheduled for 2 months from now. Lucky me, things have been improving with each one so it’s been nearly 3 years (and before that, it was 2 - contrasted with one year where I had 3 in a single year :eek:).

This time, it’s north and south in one day. I sure hope they do the upper GI first :D.

And another milestone: with this next scope, my total will finally exceed the number of sleep studies I’ve had. Until now they’ve been tied at 6 of each.

Do you get a special bonus every twenty feet? Or at least a punchcard?

I’ve thought of that - to the point of semi-seriously looking at ordering cardstock, printing up a punch card, and bringing in a custom rubber stamp for them to tick off. I’ve certainly threatened to do it in the past! Any ideas for the graphic for the stamp? I thought of a line drawing of a toilet but maybe something else would be better?

Mr. Hankey?

So, you’re getting a colonoscopy? Well, up yours!

Maybe the graphic on the card should be a simple brown (chocolate) starfish. Make the starfish really look like the sea creature. See if anyone gets the pun.

So, my doctor was inspecting my insides, with me awake, and he starts making conversation. Like it’s going to distract me and I won’t notice, I guess.

“So, Napier, do you have any hobbies?”

“Yes! I really enjoy not inserting things into my anus.”

A guy asks his doc if the Propofol is working. The doc says “Well, you’ve asked me nine times, so, yes.”

Maybe a box of wipes?

or a large version of :eek: