Need exaples of corny, mildly insulting jokes

From a man, to a woman. However, nothing that involves sex, mommas, etc. The type of joke you would tell your sister-in-law (well, I would).

Example:

Q: What did ______ get on her I.Q. test?

Drool!

Anybody got any?

Also

Welcome to the SDMB, onecut39. Generally when someone asks a question like this, they’re hoping people will share some jokes, not provide a results page for a Google search. Most people here know how to Google quite well.

Hope you’ll find some threads here you’d like to participate in – again, welcome.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator