I want to create a very long list of very brief exclamations.
For example:
Holy cow!
Good gravy!
Criminy!
Jeepers creepers!
You get the idea. Help a brother out?
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Jumping Jehoshaphat
Holy Moses
Holy Crap
Ay Caramba
Jesus H Christ
Dag Namnit
OMG
WTF
Amen Brother
Halleluiah
Pardon Me
Pardon My French
Gosh
Golly
Gee Whiz
Holy schnikies!
Holy hell!
Bloody hell!
Why-I-oughtta
Wait, what?
No worries
Friggin-A!
Effing-A!
You’ve got to be effing kidding me
No sh!t, Sherlock
Holy alpaca!
Kumquats alive
Motherf…
Wowsers
Saints Alive!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
What the hell
What the heck
(fr) Mon Dieu
(fr) Ooo la la
(fr) Tabernac!
(es) Dios mio!
Jeez Louise
Holy cannoli
Great Odin’s raven!
For the luvva…
Christ on a cracker
Holy living fuck
Crap in a hat!
(Scarlett Johansson from Robot Chicken)
Mother puss bucket!
By Jove
Holy smoke, Batman
Elementary, my dear Watson*
Play it again, Sam**
My names Bond, James Bond
Abracadabra
Who let the dogs out?
Book him, Danno
*Sherlock never actually says this, but it’s still popular
**Rick never actually says this, but it’s still popular
Crikey!
D’oh!
Caramba!
Niagra Falls!!! (Slowly I turned, step by step…)
Hell’s teeth!
Shag me sideways!
(Well) Bugger me!
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(Well) Fuck my old boots.
(Well) I’ll go to the bottom (or foot) of our stairs.
Tarnation!
Great guns!
Shiver me timbers.
Golly Gee Willikers.
Well I’ll be damned.
Well aint that a bitch. (The bitch is between your legs)
Fuck me running naked.
N****r please.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Bollocks.