Look, all I wanna do is, I want to end up with a tape cassette of various Christmas carols out of this hymnal that I’ve got, so I can give the tape to La Principessa so she can learn the carols. I thought about just playing the carols on the piano with the tape recorder running, but it’s a cheesy little tape player (suitable for a sixth-grader), one of those $10.00 K-Mart specials, and the tone quality is ghastly. So I thought it would be neat to get one of those electronic keyboards, the kind where you can put in different sounds and it records them over top of each other (“laying down tracks”?), so I could play the left hand first, and then add the right hand, and maybe add some strings and horns, and just make it sound really nice.
And then put it all on a cassette.
However, I’ve been sitting here browsing various MIDI, Casio, electronic keyboard websites, etc. and I’m totally swamped in data, going down for the third time. You need a keyboard with something called a “sequencer”? And how do you connect the keyboard to the tape recorder to make the tape? Do you need a special cable? Do you have to have speakers, or is that just if you’re playing in a rock band?
MIDI is something to do with the computer, right? Software? I don’t wanna have to mess around with installing software. I just wanna play it on the keyboard and have it go onto a tape. That’s all. Does it have to involve the computer?
We do not own a CD-RW, and I don’t plan on buying one just for this, so that’s out.
Does it make a difference what kind of tape recorder it is? I do have a Sony boombox out in the kitchen, and it’s got a Record button, but I’m not sure it has a microphone, and I know the K-mart special has a microphone, because we were using it in Girl Scouts (don’t ask).
I can’t go down to Circuit City and ask them, because harsh experience teaches that people who go down to Circuit City and stand around looking clueless end up buying twice as much equipment as they really need ("…and you’ll need a couple of these Moebius frannistans, too…")
So please, won’t some kind-hearted electronic music person give me a shopping list, or a words-of-one-syllable “do this” instruction guide, or something? I was hoping to spend, say, less than $200 all together on this. And $100 would be even better.