I share an office with another guy. We’re both smart, and we both work on reporting a lot (among other things). We are the answer guys when someone needs to know “why does this report show this number, it doesn’t seem right to me,” and we are the guys they come to when they need a new report.
So I want to post a sign outside our office, where the previous person had a metal nameplate, with some clever reference to who we are and what we do. Think 8-1/2 x 11 paper in landscape mode.