Need More Tigers

lissener · November 13, 2009, 9:55pm

Here’s a suggestion we received in our feedback inbox today. I’m interested in thoughts from the masses; should we seriously consider these suggestions?

Greetings Indieflix,

I was surprised to see the lack of Tiger films in your collection. As I’m sure you’re aware, Tiger films are totally cool right meow. It would be great to see Indieflix get their feet wet in this new exciting genre. With that said, below I’ve listed some things id like to see in your upcoming Tiger films.
[ol]
[li]Peaceful fishing village attacked by a pack of tigers.[/li][li]Tiger fights and kills alligator.[/li][li]Tiger attacked by flock of giant eagles. (in the middle of this battle id like if several of the eagles carry the tiger to the top of a mountain)[/li][li]Tiger morphs in to a man to gain the trust of an attractive woman.[/li][li]Tiger cub eaten by killer whale[/li][li]Group of monkeys become friends with a banished tiger.[/li][/ol]
When you make this movie you should use real tigers. I don’t want to see anything animated and I don’t want any voice over work. Let the power of the tiger speak for itself.

Thanks - Michael

Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension · November 13, 2009, 10:02pm

I’m thinking you could use all these components in a single awesome Tiger movie. You just need some hack to write unifying fragments of script to fuse the vignettes into a plot-like narrative. Actual plot would seem to be not necessary in the eyes of your correspondent.

WordMan · November 13, 2009, 10:05pm

I found that suggestion to be chock full of awesome. I had no idea how much I wanted to see a tiger movie…

Drunky_Smurf · November 13, 2009, 10:13pm

I think #2 is just ridiculous. That would never happen in real life.

#5 would be an awesome movie if it was fleshed out a little more.

Ok, so after the tiger cub is eaten by the whale the momma tiger seeks revenge. Show her getting all buff in a montage like in Rocky and then she goes on a Rambo like killing spree on the whole pod of whales and Greenpeace has to step in to stop the tiger from making ALL whales extinct but she refuses to so congress passes a law making it illegal for whales and tigers to kill each other but the momma tiger doesn’t care and she goes on killing. So the LAPD step in and arrest the tiger and throw her in jail where sadly she gets shivved on her first night in the pokey but she recovers and to stay safe she joins the bloods. Eventually she gets out of jail and goes to live with Andy and Red in Mexico where they run a successful sport fishing company and she becomes the captain of one of their boats.

I’d totally pay to see that.

blondebear · November 13, 2009, 10:16pm

[TTT]Those are some GGGGRRREEAAT suggestions![/TTT]

Zsofia · November 13, 2009, 10:23pm

I’d watch the hell out of it.

But you should still send that in to emailsfromcrazypeople.com.

Spiff · November 13, 2009, 10:30pm

Did Michael give his last name?

Is it Bay?

Bryan_Ekers · November 13, 2009, 10:43pm

I dunno, I’d put a hold on that tiger. Save that tiger for another day.
…jackpot!

Markxxx · November 13, 2009, 10:56pm

Just out of curiosity was the suggestion signed “Hobbes”?

Miller · November 13, 2009, 11:01pm

Man, that’s just more spam from one of those shady online tiger retailers. The reputable sites like buyabengal.com don’t have to stoop to those sorts of tactics.

aruvqan · November 14, 2009, 12:08am

could be wicked cool as a bollywood movie…

DanBlather · November 14, 2009, 2:32am

This could be a great plot. Indie filmmaker gets funding from a rich, young heir contingent on those events being in the movie.

wedgehed · November 14, 2009, 2:49am

I want Tigers…On A Plane!

needscoffee · November 14, 2009, 4:21am

Quicksand should be somehow involved.

Oakminster · November 14, 2009, 6:26am

Alternate ending:

Eventually, she gets out of jail and goes to live with Andy and Aunt Bea in Mayberry, where she marries Floyd the Barber and accidentally eats Barney.