It sounds hilarious if you say it the right way, think George Carlin.
Thanks guys you gave me a good list.
This isn’t a real disease, its a test for hypochondria. Examiner says the patient may have Retrobulbarmicturalgia. It symptom is pain behind your eyes when you pee. Any affirmative answer, you get the black pills.
Just make sure you mention me in your act. Mrs. Anger and I go to comedy clubs, and I will be watching!
The words ‘irritable bowell syndrome’ have always made ME chuckle.
Dislectifova Jarmaniva
Symptoms:
An undesirable urge to scratch your groin area.
An undesirable urge to watch Queer eye for the straight guy
An undesirable urge to play with your groin area
An undesirable urge to watch the simple live
An undesirable urge to think that Anna Kournakova looks similar
to Paris Hilton and you made a mess in your sweat sock.
Haaaaaaa
Hantavirus
The Creeping Shits
Ichthyosis sounds icky (and it is).
bulging rectum
A few years back, I was having (long story short) a few health issues. So I go to the doc, he orders blood work and sends me off to a specialist. The specialist immediately finds the problem:
Humorless Doc: You have Graves disease. Graves disease is an autoimmune disorder which <blah blah blah, radiation treatment, take medication or die, yadda yadda yadda>. Do you have any questions?
Me: Yeah Doc…who’s the sick bastard that named this thing “Graves” disease?
Humorless Doc: Umm… Dr. Graves.
Hey, thanks Doc…way to block me from trying to diffuse this situation with humor. :rolleyes:
I’m surprised that no one has mentioned priapism - a constant, painful erection - so here ya go. Feel free to wish it on your enemies.
Mystery hickey? “Honest, Honey! I walked into a doorknob!”
I was on a scavenger hunt a few months ago, and one of the requisite items was a
Passionate Purpura
So I grabbed a wench (It was a rather bawdy day) and gave her one right there.
Some make-believe diseases inspired by streets near my office:
**Malignant Natoma
Clementina of the Liver
Minna Warts
Contagious Powellitis
Nondifferentiated Langtonitis
**
I don’t know about bad sounding, but for truly weird, I would go with Koro (not Kuru, which is much different). Koro, as I learned in my review for my medical boards, is a Psychiatric condition in Asia characterized by a sudden and intense anxiety over a fear that the penis is receding into the body and death will occur once it completely disappears. (Well, sure, what would be the point of living anymore). That has to be rare, but still a pretty weird and specific fear.