Need Not-Too-Profane Jokes about Writing and Writers

Hello! I’m a teacher in a university, and I need some not-too-profane jokes about writing and writers.

I already know the Safire one about the taxi driver and the guy from Boston that ends with the line “I’ve heard that question a thousand times before, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive” and the one about the writer who dies and is offered a choice of Heaven or Hell. Great, funny.

Anybody got any others?

Thanks…AMAPAC.

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