Alright, so I’ve been playing poker for the last 8 years exclusively for an income. Long story short, with the online poker ban, the poker economy is showing signs of collapsing in on itself and the viability of continuing to play poker as a primary income is not a great prospect. I may be overestimating its demise, but I’m starting to think it might be about time to get a real job.
My skills lie in computer stuff. I have a pretty generalized computer skill set. I can build and repair them, set up networks (to a certain level of complexity anyway), troubleshoot, tech support, code (not at a professional level), software rollouts, etc. More importantly I’m very smart and quick to learn, and I have a decent base of knowledge, so I can pretty quickly learn whatever is needed of me.
Next few paragraphs are about computery stuff, so if you’re just going to give me general jobseeking/resume advice you can skip down a bit.
I went to school for 2 years in 2000-2002 for management information systems, but I focused on the classes that were geared towards teaching to certain certifications and skipped all the general ed type classes, so I didn’t get a degree. I also didn’t get the certs I was training for, other stuff came up.
Most of the classes were geared towards supporting/administering windows domains and desktops, and general networking stuff. I took classes specifically geared towards getting an MCSE. Which is obviously out of date, but not completely useless - I’d imagine a lot of it carries over. I know enough about networks to get a network+ cert and could get an A+ cert (like pretty much anyone can…).
The microsoft certs have all changed, so I don’t know if I could cram for any of them and pass a cert exam anyway, I’d have to learn more about them. I know I could go out and get an A+ and network+, but those are of limited value.
So I have basically nothing to put on my resume. I have an 8 year employment gap (I mean, I had a job/income, but I doubt anyone is going to view it that way), a couple dozen classes for school but with no degree, and that was 10 years ago, knowledge for certifications that are outdated, and no employment history in the IT field. So, as you might imagine, I’m in high demand.
I’d like to start at least trying to get into entry level positions - I’d be willing to do tier 1 help desk or computer repair or stuff along those lines, hopefully with an eye on advancement as I show my competance. But I literally have nothing to put on my resume, so it seems unlikely that anyone would even give me a second look to give me a chance to prove myself.
I also need to figure out how to explain the last 8 years. It’s really hard to tell how a prospective employer would view poker as a job. I would suspect that most would react negatively. Some would assume it’s a lie or a cover for something else, thinking that perhaps I did something illegal to feed a gambling addiction or some such, some might not know what to think. Some might even be positive, but I doubt many. And it is a positive in a lot of ways - you need analytical skills, self motivation, consistency, discipline - it’s actually really fucking hard to play poker for a living and anyone can do it is pretty smart. But I doubt anyone is going to look on it as a positive.
But what else can I do? Just not put what I’ve been doing for the last 8 years on my resume? Give some sort of vague “self employed” answer that they’ll probably want to know about anyway? I have no idea how to handle this issue. And I live in Las Vegas - and I don’t know if that would make them more or less understanding.
I’ve been looking at various entry level jobs (level 1 helpdesk type stuff mostly) and every single job says “2+ years experience”, even the ones that say entry level. Apparently no one knows wtf entry level means. I don’t know how flexible companies are about this - it won’t hurt to just send my resume around anyway, but I need to be able to come up with something to make a resume anyway. At this point I really have no idea which direction to go with that.
So, what sort of positions can I look for to try to break into the industry? What certifications might be worth getting to try to at least have something to put on my resume? They’re so damn expensive, with even the basic stuff like A+ costing over $300 and a lot of them significantly more, so I have to plan that out carefully.
What sites should I be using to look for jobs?
What can I put on my resume, given my lack of history? How should I present it?
Any sort of general advice would be welcome.