The Chessmaster, The Software Toolworks, January 1990, 10 minutes
The Chessmaster has been released so many times over the years, and the NES version is not much different from the others. It’s got tutorials, hints, 16 levels of difficulty, and various ways you can customize the game. However, the one major difference is that the NES is REALLY stupid. I played on difficulty level 8 of 16, and still had no trouble checkmating in 10 minutes, while the computer only captured 4 of my pieces (2 pawns, a knight and a bishop), and made a lot of moves that didn’t make any sense. Just for the heck of it I tried the highest difficulty next, but the computer went into “thinking” mode (yeah, the cursor actually turns into a lightbulb) on the first move and after waiting a full minute it still hadn’t decided what to move, so I said screw it and turned the game off. As far as I could tell, there weren’t any tournament modes or progression, so I declared this one beat after getting the checkmate. Aside from the crippled AI, it’s not a bad part. Even has some 8 bit victory themes for each piece.
Perhaps I’ll give Battle Chess a play next and see how good the AI is on that one…