Net Authority-Over-active Religious Zealots

Oh man. The comments on there are priceless. And it was posted on my birthday. Perfection.

Let’s see if I can get blasphemy, hateful material, and offensive political material all in this post:

Fuck off, you corpse-eating Republican God-botherers.

Actually, that should be “someone pretending to be Hal”.

Sure, that’s what you always say.

Just give him some mint jelly, and he’ll settle down. --Cole’s Law

Holy crap…I can’t believe I walked right into that one. You set me up perfectly…well played!

Vengeance will still be mine, of course, but still…good job.

BZZZZT!

Thinly sliced cabbage --Cole’s Law

Why is it ‘Poe’s law’?

Because Cole’s Law was taken.
Hah!

Now my brain is hurting from reading the site as a parody and a serious site at the same time. I think it must be a parody - real god-botherers wouldn’t have a picture of some guy’s anus in their database.

ETA: Or a Warning about Pat Robertson’s site.

But they do warn that it should only be used for “research” purposes.

Too bad, Tokyo Player. Sounds like it’d be perfect for entertainment purposes. :smiley:

I left a note.

Aw, man! Buttfucker.com made the list! I wonder what they did to rate such a fate?

Because the Urban Dictionary entry is signed by Nathan Poe.

Hey, my posts aren’t pornographic… they’re just special.

This site is listed, & sells dollies.

I think I figured it out - it’s moronic, but…

If you click the “Our Dogs” link, you find that some of the dogs have AKC names that include the word “Witchcraft.” I confess to being quite bewitched by them!

Reminds me of the people my mom had to deal with as an elementary school librarian. They’d complain about “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” because there’s a WITCH in the title. Wouldn’t bother to read it, of course, but they “just knew” it was baaaaaad.

Wlecome, and thanks for the warning I guess, but nobody really cares what these idiots do or say.

Don’t let the word “authority” fool you. They have none.

Because it’s funny!

I can’t help wondering if the OP here is in fact Rudis himself.

I was appalled by this site & then I went to the Recent page…

I think we’ve all been whooshed. I’m convinced this is as real as Landover Baptist.