BTW- Worm, the pace of this game has been great! Having all the statements ahead of time was a great idea!
Thanks! I hope I haven’t been rushing things too much for you guys.
I just sent you a PM with it. 
One “not as vanilla as you” squid coming up
Yup, with two to go we go to the next statement.
**Mahalot **steps up to bat - and from the look of it, it sure seems to be a green one.
Never have I ever worked or attended school on my birthday.
No, I don’t think any of my former bosses or teachers would’ve appreciated that excuse 
How have you managed to avoid it?
Yeah, I’ve worked and attended school on the anniversary of my birthday. I mean, technically, on my birth day, no, I didn’t work or attend school.
One educated and over-worked squid for you
(I never went to school on my birthday until taking summer class in grad school.)
Summer birthday, Lifeguard squid, grad student squid, too.
Actually, my PhD adviser and I had the same birthday, so we’d party together in the lab!
Squidsheet
Squidsheet
I wanna see the squidsheet!
My birthday is in the summer, by the way, so I never went to school on my birthday, including college.
Oh, and I teach, so that has held true.
Your wish is my command! One squidsheet, updated and nice.
Just remember. You can go into negatives, but as far as you end the round above zero, you’re on for the third round.
Mahaloth - being born in autumn, I just did not think of that possibility :smack:
I have worked and/or attended school on pretty much all my birthdays, I think.
(furiously makes a note over the apparent power I have over WormTheRed)
Sheesh, people, some of us work away from computers all day! Can’t believe I’m behind by two questions already!
I haven’t used a sex toy in the past 20 hours. Is that too much information?
March babies rarely get their birthdays off unless they are my coworker who REFUSES to work on her birthday…I show up to get pressies!
Early September baby here, and I’ve worked or gone to school on just about all of my birthdays, too.
Mahaloth, how did you pull off a lifetime of birthday slacking?
No toys here.
My birthday is right before Christmas, so I’ve never attended school on it. However, I have worked on my birthday.
Going to school, or toiling away without fail every Oct. 10.
Unless it falls on the weekend, I guess!
Well, no, but you were involved in some labor that day.
I, too, have both worked and schooled on the anniversary of my nativity.
The squids are fairly flying, so far this round.
Google Docs is really teasing me, so no updated squidsheet.
But I can at least hand out the next statement, this one from Chronos:
Never have I ever owned a motor vehicle.
Yup - I own a stupid Opel, which I’m really trying to sell in a complete buyers market… yay!
And come tomorrow I’ll be afk until late Saturday, since I’m going to a family function (confirmation) up in north Iceland. I hope you won’t be too sad that you won’t be able to answer any new statements until then 
I have owned several cars, and love my current 2008 Saturn Aura SE.