I put it up for a vote! Should we go with Cronos’ interpretation, or CKDH’s? I’m leaning towards CKDH’s myself, since I’ll be darned if those trees my parents bought when I was a kid weren’t mine :mad:
I think CKDH’s is closer to the spirit and intent of the question. That has my vote.
Well, assuming he’s telling the truth. 
I have never played a drinking game.
I have had a Christmas tree.
Yeah, I’m telling the truth. I and my family are Jewish, so, no, aint none of us ever had a Christmas tree.
I won’t use religion again, though: that is, I will NOT use “never had a ham and cheese sandwich” next round. It’d be too much of the same thing.
In that case, never have I ever had a Christmas tree (of my own).
OK! Everyone’s onboard for the 1337 second round (sorry about that).
Current standing are shown in the squidsheet, with Cronos packing a major lead! Will he be able to hold on to it after this round?
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Never have I ever used ANY sex toys
By which I mean, anything at all; including nifty lotions, handcuffs and whatever you can think of.
Uh… the color of my response should tell you my answer. I otherwise plead the Fifth.
I may have done a little whipping and chaining in my time.
I’ve never used any sex toys. I assume that condoms ain’t “toys.”
I was thinking about adding that, but realised that nobody should think they are toys 
French tickler = toy.
Ribbed = not toy.
Um, OK … yeah, um … ALL RIGHT YES I have! I admit it it! 
lotion is really a “sex toy”? It just feels nice when you want things to feel nice… A soft and silky squid coming your way
I’ll just quietly hand over this squid, without giving any more details.
And by the way, it’s not a big deal, but my name has an h in it.
Sorry, I’ll fix it straight away.
And wheeee! A good one that scored well 
How you doin’?
I have never used a sex toy.
Yo! I need your statement, since you’re next up.