Never have I ever [Game in Progress]

I have smoked cigarettes.

But not for years!

You’ve missed out on something fun. I have had sex outdoors.

That seems to be the way it is being read, but what I had in mind was illegal drugs. My bad for not phrasing it better.

I have been on cruise ships. Longest one was 7 days (a honeymoon).

Neither have I.

You missed, the drinking game statement. Ever played any?

Now to round off the first round, CK Dexter Haven steps up to bat - will he blow the squid out of the water with this statement?

Never have I ever had a Christmas tree.

And I finish round 1 with all greens… this time as a squiddly green christmas tree ornament.

I have had a Christmas tree almost every year of my life.

Christmas trees a-plenty here!

Only a couple- when my step son was visiting. Darn, interfaith squid.

Do we need to re-submit answers for Clothahump’s statement? It looks like he meant illegal drugs, which I have never taken.

???

I’ve never smoked cigarettes. Never saw the appeal in them, and I can’t stand being around other folks smoking.

I’ve been part of a household that had a Christmas tree, but I’ve never had one myself. Since I always go back to visit the family, there’s no reason for me to have my own.

I have had a Christmas tree.
Mine have all been fake, however. I assume this counts?

Nah - since we all misunderstood, we’ll leave it at that.

I’ll be stricter next round :wink:

Yeah, I’ve had a Christmas Tree

I suppose this also means I need to come up with another I never.

I’ve always had a Christmas tree, though some years it didn’t quite happen There was the Year of the Christmas Hedge, when we couldn’t get the darn fake tree to fit in the holder, and we ended up just leaning the branches against the wall. And the past few years I’ve dragged the 3 ft tree out three days before Christmas, threw an ornament and a stuffed moose at it, and then took it down a few days later. Oh crap…it’s still over there in the corner…

Doh!

I need the Grapist to come through and fix all my posts.

I have never been on a cruise.

**I have smoked many cigarettes, but I quit today! (Yes, really.)

I have had a Christmas Tree.**

We’re almost done with round 1 now! And it’s actually pretty darn even, apart from **Cronos **who so far hasn’t done much. But here’s the squidsheet, all nice and colorfur - presented to you in squidcolors.

The first statement of round 2 will be up in a few hours, I just wanna give Clothahump a chance to catch up with us first.

Send in your statements people :slight_smile:

And this round! Each and every yes will cost you 2 points! You can however have negative points up untill it’s your turn. You savvy?

I guess I should have been more explicit (I’ll know for next time) that neither I, nor my parents, nor my immediate family, have every had a Christmas tree.

If we’re going with Chronos’ interpretation, I have never had a Christmas tree. I have had one under CKDH’s actual intent, though.