There were some other variables included in the bet, but we called it even after about a month. It ended about 6-6.
**Never have I ever been dumped.
Never have I ever had a one-night stand.**
There are two people I’ve only slept with once, but one was that way on purpose and the other was because we never had the chance again, but intended to.
Um… how is that not a one night stand? 
That was my question too, but I didn’t want to look greedy…
Augh, sorry so late!! Got extremely busy.
I have seen The Little Mermaid.
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And I liked it, so there.
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Never have I ever owned a kitten.
I don’t hate cats. I think they’re great. With a little garlic and onions…over rice… Just kidding! OK, I think it’s that I’m allergic to them, mostly. I’m a dog person. Not a cat person. I have never even admitted this on the SDMB – I’m wondering if there are people with pitchforks outside, even now…
**Never Have I Ever smoked pot on a Tuesday at 3:53 p.m. while wearing a purple fedora. **That was the question, right? Oh. OK,
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I have smoked pot. **
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Never Have I ever consumed a whole beer. ** It is disgusting to me. It makes me throw up. I tried drinking some in a game once where they were “making” me drink it and they stopped because they saw it was going to make me actually throw up.
I have seen The Godfather.
And, Round 2:
**I have been dumped. **
And, ahem, I have had a one-night stand.
Did I miss any? Sorry to make you go back and revisit Round One with the scoring and stuff…
That’s totally a ONS. Have sex once and not again, check!
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I only have one nightstand. After all, I live alone, so what would I need two nightstands for?
(Yes, it was a horrible pun. But it was a mindworm that I just couldn’t get rid of every time someone would answer that question.)
And you people that don’t like beer are you actually drinking good beer or swill? I never liked beer until sometime in college when I was introduced to the shear variety of it available. There’s a beer style to match just about anyone’s tastes.
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My definition of a “one night stand.” Go out, meet a attractive female, take her home (or hers), yadda yadda yadda, never see her again.
We have people watching us play? Like Wimbledon? 
I’ve had a whole variety of beers/ales/lagers in a host of countries, and while they may start off as tasty, nuanced, and alive with colors and variations, invariably, by the fourth or fifth sip, it all reduces to piss-water. Blech.
My definition; have sex with a person once.
This was the definition I sent in with my statement: “Had a one-night stand (by which I mean intercourse with someone I never had sex with again).”
**I have never been dumped!
I have NEVER had a one night stand!**
:: tosses tiara to one of you other sluts:: 
:: picks up the tiara and puts it back in the box for safekeeping::
Let’s keep the wagon rolling with some more statements:
Superman says:
Never have I ever met another straight doper in real life
Neither have I. Might have to do with the fact that I live where I live and that I’ve only been a Doper for a year.
Mahaloth says:
Never have I ever had sex with more than one person in my entire lifetime
(clarification: Only one sexual partner in all)
As previously mentioned, I have.
I have never met another Doper in person.
Given some of your previous answers, maybe you should put the tiara on yourself. 
I have met another straight doper (though not a gay one, to the best of my knowledge). Shout-out to the OrlanDoper crew!
I have had sex with more than one person.
Well, since almost every doper is anonymous to me: I, too, have never met another doper IRL. But, heck, my neighbor might be a doper and I just don’t know it.
I assume that sex “all by yourself” does not count but in any event I have had sex with more than one person.
I have never met another Doper in person.
I wish I were still as slutty as back in University. I’m afraid I’m as pure as a Trapiste Brother now.
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*Mahaloth says:
Never have I ever had sex with more than one person in my entire lifetime
(clarification: Only one sexual partner in all)
I have had sex with more than one partner. (And a few times, more than one partner at a time!)