I Have, I Have Never

Thread Games
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I’ve been trying to come up with a new thread game and I think I have a winner. Alert the neighbors and kinfolk because it’s sure to sweep the nation.

Here’s the deal: the poster makes two statements. The first one being “I have X’d but you have not”. The second one: “I have never X’d, but you have”.

The next poster references the previous post and answers true or false to each of the statements. The object is to get the next poster to answer True to both of your statements.

Example:

Post 1:

I have been to Missouri but you have not.
I have never had a tooth pulled but you have.

Post 2 (different poster):

True and true.

I have owned a vehicle with a manual transmission but you have not.
I have never sung karaoke but you have.

And so on.

My first real entry will be in the next post.

Remember, this is not a competition, it is only an exhibition, so please…no wagering.
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I have broken a bone but you have not.

I have never been to a prom but you have.

3

True and true.

I have lived in New York City but you have not.

I have never given birth but you have.

4

True and false.

I have won employee of the month and you have not.

I have never owned a pair of Crocs but you have.

5

True and true

I have set foot on 5 continents of the world and you have not.

I have not gotten a speeding ticket but you have.

6

True and true.

I have repaired the clutch linkage of a car on the side of the road while on a road trip, and you have not.

I have never successfully ridden a bicycle, but you have.

7

True and true.

I have had open-heart surgery, but you have not.

I have never hitchhiked, but you have.

8

True and true.

I have completed a full marathon but you have not.
I have never baked a cake but you have.

9

True and true.
I have played the flute but you have not.
I have never played the guitar but you have.

10

True and true

I have been to Central America and you have not.
I have never eaten sushi and you have.

11

True and true.

I have played the cello but you have not.
I have never seen “Hamilton” but you have.

12

True and false (and I don’t plan to see Hamilton in the near future, even though I live less than an hour from Broadway)

I have studied six languages and you have not
I have never fixed a flat tire but you have.

13

True and true.

I have eaten fruit today and you have not.
I have not had my tonsils removed and you have.

14

False and true.

I have swum naked and you have not.
I have not played rugby and you have.

15

False and false.

I have installed a ceiling fan and you have not.

I have not seen a single episode of Game of Thrones and you have.

16

True and false.

I have walked over 30 miles in one day and you have not.

I have never been within 500 miles of an ocean and you have.

17

True and true.

I have packed produce for wholesale sale and you have not.

I have never watched a complete episode of the Simpsons and you have.

18

True and true.

I have been to three rock festivals and you have not.

I have never been to California and you have.

19

True and true.

I have been to Antarctica and you have not.

I have never smoked a cigar and you have.

20

True and false.

I have been to Africa and you have not.

I have never used a condom and you have.