I Have, I Have Never

True and true.

I have helped moved a piano from one house to another but you have not.

I have not taken a foreign language class but you have.

False and true.

I have voted in a Spring election before I was 20 years old but you have not.

I have not used a credit card but you have.

True and true.

I have swum naked in high school swim class, but you have not.

I have never studied biology, but you have.

True and false.

I have lived in Scotland, but you have not.

You have attended a pro hockey game, but I have not.

True and false.

I have swum naked in a college/university free swim period, and you have not.

I have never listened to music through earbuds, and you have.

True and true.

I have jumped off the roof of a garage but you have not.

I have never shot a firearm but you have.

True and true.

I have been through both the Panama Canal and the Suez Canal, but you have not.

I have never ridden in a helicopter, but you have.

True and false.

I have worked in recycling and you have not.

I have never been in a car accident while a passenger and you have.

True and true.

I have had a tooth pulled but you have not.

I have not been to the Grand Canyon but you have.

False and false

I have had several root canals but you have not.

I have not changed a flat tire but you have.

false and true

I have played the tuba but you have not

I have not owned a sports car but you have

True and false.

I have avoided jury duty with a written excuse but you have not.

I have never worked inside a restaurant but you have.

True and true.

I have walked to work but you have not.

I have never changed the oil in my car but you have.

False and true.

I have petted a kangaroo but you have not.
I have never owned a bird but you have.

True and true.

I have attended Woodstock but you haven’t.
I have never played a wind instrument but you have.

True and false.

I have given subcutaneous fluids to a cat but you have not.

I have not seen a movie in the last three months but you have.

True and true.

I have spent 30 days on a submarine while it was continuously submerged under the ocean, but you have not.

I have not been to California, but you have.

True and true

I have seen two Broadway shows in one day, but you have not.

I have played in a football game, but you have.

True and false.

I have spent the weekend selling dragons, but you have not.

I have not gone skiing, but you have.

True and true.

I have destroyed a 6-foot dragon’s head in a bonfire, and you have not.

I have never been to the Grand Canyon, but you have.