I am engaged to a real life person 
Married eight years.
I’m very happily married.
Ditto, nineteen years as of Tuesday!
I have never had an other significant enough to count.
Moving in with the bestest significant other ever this month!
I’ve been married twice so I don’t see how I can skate outta this one/ But of course I feel compelled to state that this husband is the most significant ever! 
I’ve got Avarie by half a year.
Awwwwwww…I’m sure the New and Improved Lois Lane will come along eventually!
Well, we’ve been together for almost ten years … so really it’s nine years, nine months, and fifteen days … but who’s counting? 
I do have a significant other. I have had a lot of insignificant ones, though…
So did this game die a slow painful death? Is it done except for the scoring?
Pretty much all done except for the scoring.
So I’ll tally the wormz and give you, ranked from best to worst:
runcible spoon: 61 - PREZIDENT OF WORMANIA
Mahaloth: 45 - VIZE PREZ OF WORMANIA
Notfrommensa: 30 - SECRETARY OF WORMZ
tesseract: 29
WormTheRed: 26
Idle Thoughts: 17
ArchiveGuy: 16
IvoryTowerDenizen: 11
Kingspades: 10
Really Not All That Bright: 10
Avarie537: 8
The New and Improved Superman: -6 - PLEASE REPORT TO THE WORMZTAZ
ElllenCherry: -17 - YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THE WORMZTAZ
Hockey Monkey: -23 - ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF SLUTZ
Elendil’s Heir: -23 - ALL HAIL THE KING OF SLUTZ
But I don’t want to be the secretary. How do I abdicate?
Yay! Not dead last!
How come Kingspades got listed ahead of me, eh? I’m second in alphabetical order!
Many thanks to Wormy for coordinating this–it was a lot of fun.
Boringly in the middle. No title for me?
Thanks Wormy!
Huh. I guess I’ve lived a more varied and interesting life than I thought!
You can be Ms. Average, ok?
And glad you enjoyed it guys. It did take a bit too long however, which may partly have been my fault.